Desired elements of employment:
- Making lots of money
- Wearing awesome clothes
- Setting my own hours and schedule
- Finding cute cat videos on the internet
- Reading digital clocks
- Mixing cocktails
- Ability to order food in French, German, Italian, and English. Ability to curse in French and English.
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