Dream Job

Wanted: employment

Desired elements of employment:

• Travel
• Making lots of money
• Creativity
• Problem-solving
• Wearing awesome clothes
• Setting my own hours and schedule

My skills include:

• Writing
• Reading
• Finding cute cat videos on the internet
• Reading digital clocks
• Mixing cocktails
• Ability to order food in French, German, Italian, and English. Ability to curse in French and English.

Please put inquiries or suggestions in the comments. :)


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